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The Shagged Out Bride
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrows as they checked in to the resort hotel. Next morning at eight sharp, the groom came into the dining room whistling a happy tune, sat down at a table and ordered ham and eggs. The smile on his face ......
Written on 28/11/2008 |
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Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. ......
Written on 29/11/2008 |
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Married Couple
A couple gets married and the wife puts a foot locker in the bedroom. She locks it, then puts the only key on a chain around her neck. For fifty years, her husband tries to figure out what's in there, but she always changes the subject, and avoids the issue. Finally, ......
Written on 29/11/2008 |
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True Love
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk ......
Written on 29/11/2008 |
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Tiger Woods In Bed
On their wedding night a new couple is just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husband that she has a confession. "I lied when I told you I was a virgin. I have been with one other man." The new husband asks if it was anyone ......
Written on 07/12/2008 |
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A 60 Year Old Woman Came Home
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard a strange noises coming from her daughters bedroom. Opening her door, she discovers her 30 year old daughter naked on the bed playing with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" demanded her mother. "Mom, I'm 30, look at me. I'm ......
Written on 09/12/2008 |
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